Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A Warning
I see you, you little bitches. Yeah. I know you think I don’t but I do. Trying to hide like you’re so smart. Whatever. And where did you come from? Seriously, out of the blue you started showing up. And the worst part? Apparently you’ve been telling all your friends cuz now there are a bunch of you, pissing me off. Yeah, and I’m going to jerk your ass outta there like the rest of them until you get the message: go away! Leave me alone! I’m not even 34 yet. I don’t need this. You hear me? Maybe you got some deal going on with George Clooney and that chick on “What Not to Wear,”, but I don’t want what you’re selling. OK? I mean it this time: No more grey hairs!
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6 comments:
I haven't gotten my hair cut/colored since December. The number of greys on my head is completely fascinating to me.
If by fascinating, you mean totally horrifying.
I got my first gray hair in high school. The girl sitting behind me in accounting class made it a point to mention it - aloud to I could hear & everyone else in earshot could hear. Never much liked that girl anyways.
Oh girl.... my hair appointment got put off for another week... my grey's are standing on the top of my head SCREAMING!!!
I have decided to surrender to it....you should too, you are aging gracefully....besides that way you can blame each one on Steve!!
Holy hell woman I thought you were reading me the riot act!
Ah the advantage to being blonde. Right? Wait, how do I know if I have gray's if I color them to almost white anyway?!
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