Thursday, October 2, 2008

You won't even have to kiss Richard Dawson

Did you ever watch that cheesy show from the seventies, "Match Game?" It had all the perfect elements of a game show:
  • B-list celebrities
  • groove-a-licious orange shag carpet set
  • cheesy/creepy host
  • music that sounds like the soundtrack to a porno

You know, it was a classic! Well, let's play that game. Here's our sentence: My husband Steve is so freakin' lazy (How lazy is he) he won't even put trash in the trash can. He just lays it on the kitchen_________.

Your turn! Fill in the blank and let's see if we match. Or better yet, make me feel better by telling me how lazy your husband is. Seriously, he drives me nuts sometimes! Clothes, socks, candy wrappers, receipts, water bottles, last week's dry cleaning...all over the damn house! It's a good thing we're building a big house so we'll have plenty of space for him to spread out all his shit!

post signature

2 comments:

Lisa (aka) French said...

My husband is so lazy at times he puts his dirty clothes BESIDE the hamper````WTF? lol French;)

Shannon said...

Yeah, Steve does that one, too, French. As I mentioned on the other post, when we were dating Steve used to clean, cook, load the dishwasher, do his own laundry and he was always yelling at his roomates for being pigs! Go figure...